Because our applicant tracking system is ATS is a Nightmare and we don't want to subject our employees to that.
We're a small company that overwhelmed by emails and our CEO is a hoarder and can't afford to give anyone more than 2 hours of work per week.
We're actually a freelance platform for our employees. They're all contract workers, but we like to pretend they're not.
We have health insurance, but it's not actually insurance, and our 401(k) is a pizza fund.
So, apply at your own risk.
Or don't. We won't judge.