Why Not Apply

Because our applicant tracking system is ATS is a Nightmare and we don't want to subject our employees to that.

Other Reasons

We're a small company that overwhelmed by emails and our CEO is a hoarder and can't afford to give anyone more than 2 hours of work per week.

We're actually a freelance platform for our employees. They're all contract workers, but we like to pretend they're not.

What About the Benefits?

We have health insurance, but it's not actually insurance, and our 401(k) is a pizza fund.

So, apply at your own risk.

Or don't. We won't judge.