Because, let's be real, you're already qualified. You've got this.
Is this some kind of joke?
Ha! No, it's just us, the Bureaucrats. We're not laughing. We're just really, really confused about why you're not applying.
What if I'm not qualified?
Oh, that's cute. You think you're not qualified. Well, let me tell you a little secret: nobody's qualified. But we'll pretend like it's a thing.
We'll just give you a participation trophy and a participation ribbon. And maybe a few participation cookies.
Will I have to do actual work?
Work? Ha! No, no, no. We're not talking actual work. We're talking "pretend work". Like, "pretend" work for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, while we sit in a cubicle and stare at a wall and wonder why we're not at the beach.
You'll get to pretend like you're making a difference, while actually just pushing paper and making photocopies of last year's report.
Can I still apply, even if I'm a terrible person?
Of course! We're not judging! (Or are we?)
We're all about inclusivity here. Except for Fridays. On Fridays, we have "Judgy Fridays", where we judge people all day long.
So, what are you waiting for? Apply while terrified! (But don't worry, it's fine if you fail. We'll just give you a participation trophy and send you on your way.)