Experimental Break Times: Because Who Needs a Social Life?

Here, you'll find the most unreliable, untested, and utterly useless data on break times for your favorite experimental projects.

• Quantum Mechanical Disintegration (QMD)
• Quantum Snack Displacement (QSD)
• Transdimensional Self-Replication (TSR)

Disclaimer: These break times are not actually based on science. Don't quote us on that. Or do. We don't care.

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