Where the impossible becomes possible, and the improbable becomes probable.
We're tracking the elusive Feature 2, the mythical creature that defies explanation.
Follow us for updates on its sightings, and maybe, just maybe, you'll catch a glimpse.
Or, you know, maybe you'll just get lost in the void.
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Disclaimer: The views expressed on this page are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
Do not attempt to track Feature 2 in real life. You will fail.
Unless you have the skills of a highly trained, highly caffeinated, ninja.