Abrasive Feature Request Tracker

Current Feature Requests:

We're tracking Feature 1, Feature 2, and Feature 3.

Submit a new feature request and we'll get right on it.

Or, if you're feeling really bold, you can request that we kill a feature.

Feature Request 1:

We're considering adding a button that changes the background color of the page to a random color of the day.

Feature Request 2:

We're also considering adding a feature to play dramatic music when the user scrolls down the page.

Feature Request 3:

We're looking into adding a feature that generates ASCII art of the user's profile picture.