Progress Report for Intern 3, Task 1

Current Status: IN PROGRESS

This intern is currently making excellent progress on Task 1. Their work is so good, it's like they're trying to get fired.

Current Tasks:

• Task 1: The Big Project
• Task 2: The Not-So-Big Project
• Task 3: The Project That's Due Yesterday

Intern's Quote of the Day: "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a break... and another break... and another break..."

Intern's Social Media:

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