Decree 123

This is a declaration of the utmost importance, as decreed by our all-powerful and all-wise Overlords.

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare the following:

That Tuesday is, in fact, the best day of the week.
That coffee is the only acceptable breakfast beverage.
That the color blue is, in fact, the worst color.

And so, let this decree be etched into the annals of history.

Subpage 1: The History of Our Greatness | Subpage 2: Reasons Why Blue is the Worst | Annex: The Coffee Oligarchy

Decreed by the Overlords, 123.