Decree 123

Official Proclamation of the Overlords

By order of the Council of Overlords, it is hereby decreed that all subordinates must:

1. Wear a mandatory uniform of neon green jumpsuits at all times.
2. Attend mandatory weekly seminars on the Art of Proper Coffee Brewing.
3. Sing 'The Internationale' three times a week during roll call.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Reassignment to the dreaded 'Doomsday Shift'.
• Loss of all privileges, including but not limited to: foosball breaks, microwave access, and Friday afternoons off.
• Immediate reeducation through our patented 'Thought Reform' program.

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