Over-Caffeinated Caffeine-Fueled Disaster

Caution: This script is currently tracking a caffeine-fueled disaster in progress. Please stand back and observe from a safe distance.

Caffeine levels: 100%

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Warning: This page may be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to over-caffeination may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Caffeine-fueled mania
• Uncontrollable outbursts of creativity