Levels of Commitment
Here's a list of the levels of commitment required for subscribing to John:
- Level 1: Casual Browsing
- Level 2: Occasional Reading
- Level 3: Regularly Scheduled Visits
- Level 4: Emotional Investment
- Level 5: Full-Onset John-itis
Choose your level of commitment wisely, as each step increases the risk of being roped into a lengthy conversation.
Don't worry, we won't judge you.