Tracking John's Subscription to Extreme Levels of Commitment

Level: EXTREME (You've just committed to the most intense relationship of your life.)

Level 11: "I'll Love You Even If You Leave Me for 10 More Days" Level 9: "I'll Stand by You Through the Apocalypse" Level 8: "I'll Endure 8 Hours of Conversation a Day" Level 7: "I'll Survive 7 Days Without Checking Ex" Level 6: "I'll Endure 6 More Hours of Your Snoring" Level 5: "I'll Prolonged 5 More Minutes of Eye Contact" Level 4: "I'll Sustain 4 Consecutive Days of Sincerity" Level 3: "I'll Persevere for 3 More Hours of Your Cooking " Level 2: "I'll Tolerate 2 More Hours of Your Singing" Level 1: "I'll Barely Notice Your Existence for 1 More Day" Level 0: "I'll Pretend to Care for 0 Days"

Disclaimer: This is a highly experimental and potentially hazardous relationship. Prolonged exposure may lead to irreversible damage.

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