Level 6: The Ultimate Subscription

You're almost there, but not quite... yet!

At this level, you've reached the pinnacle of commitment. Your love for John is so strong, it's like a black hole in space.

Here, you'll find the most exclusive, the most secretive, the most utterly useless information about John. It's like a treasure trove of nothingness, but with more flair!

Level 7: The Unattainable Dream - For when you're ready to give up on life, but not on John.