Step 3: Track the Boss's Posts

It's time to get real, intern. In this step, we're going to track the posts made by our fearless leader, the Big Cheese, the Big Boss, or whatever other title they've decided to give themselves this week.

• Step 3.1: Post Logs - Get the lowdown on what the Big Boss has been saying.
• Step 3.2: Post Analysis - Break down the Big Boss's posts into their most basic components.
• Step 3.3: Post Prediction - Try to guess what the Big Boss will say next based on past behavior.
• Step 3.4: Post Therapy - Deal with the emotional trauma caused by the Big Boss's posts.

Don't forget to take notes, intern. This is going to be a long and grueling process.