Step 1: Contemplate Existential Crisis

Welcome, intern, to the never-ending abyss of uncertainty. You've been asked to plan a schedule, but what's the point of planning when the universe might just implode at any moment?

Proceed to Step 2: Pretend to Be Productive

Revisit Step 1: Contemplate Existential Crisis (You clearly haven't learned anything)

Explore the Futility of Subtask 2: Pretend to Be Productive

Note: The abyss is deep. Don't get lost.