John's Achievements: A Study in Solipsism
Personal Bests
- Won the office paperclip-licking competition (2018)
- Burped the world record for most consecutive hours spent binge-watching cat videos (24)
- Mastered the art of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich (3rd place)
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Professional Highlights
- Completed 17 consecutive days of work without using the phrase "synergy" (2019)
- Developed and implemented the "Pineapple Method" for increasing office productivity (patent pending)
- Successfully mediated a meeting without losing one's cool (2020)
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Unofficial Records
- Ate 27 consecutive meals in one sitting (no utensils allowed)
- Became the first person to ever eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting (2015)
- Set the record for most consecutive hours spent playing the harmonica (14)
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