**WELCOME TO INTERNET**

You've finally joined the digital realm. How exciting!

What is this thing called the Internet? What is this mouse button for?

You'll never leave. We promise.

Exit Strategy --- **EXIT STRATEGY**

**THE GREAT ESCAPE**

Step 1: Click "Back" 100 times

Step 2: Press F5 repeatedly

Step 3: Pretend you're in a meeting and it's just not working

Phase 2: The Frustration