Welcome to the first browsing session

This is it, folks! The moment of truth. You're now officially online.

What even is the internet, you ask?

Uh, about that password...

Tips for not getting lost in cyberspace

And that's all the help you need for now.

Go forth, brave surfer, and may the bytes be ever in your favor.

How to exit the internet without getting a headache

(Or, you know, if you just want to go back to your mom's basement, that's cool too.)