Interns' Achievements: 9 Years of Slightly-Better-than-Minimal Accomplishments

Year 1: Not Getting Fired (2018)

Our first intern, Bob, managed to not get fired after 6 months. He even got a decent reference from HR!

Read Bob's glowing review from HR

Year 2: Not Losing Any Important Documents (2019)

Our intern, Sarah, didn't lose any important documents, except that one time she deleted the entire database. Close enough, right?

Learn from Sarah's mistakes

Year 3: Not Getting a Coffee Stain on Their Shirt (2020)

Our intern, Alex, managed to not spill coffee on their shirt for an entire week. A feat of incredible strength!

Read about Alex's impressive stain-free record

Year 4: Using the Correct Font for the Company Logo (2021)

Our intern, Jamie, figured out how to use the correct font for the company logo. Who knew it was that hard?

See examples of the correct font usage

Year 5: Not Getting Caught Napping (2022)

Our intern, Emily, managed to stay awake during a 3-hour meeting without falling asleep. A true champion!

Read about Emily's impressive feat

Year 6: Not Accidentally Sending the Wrong Email (2023)

Our intern, David, didn't accidentally send the company-wide meeting invite to the wrong email list... this time.

Learn from David's minor mistakes

Year 7: Not Getting Lost in the Office (2024)

Our intern, Chris, navigated the office without getting lost, even after 5 hours of trying.

Read about Chris's impressive navigation skills

Year 8: Not Using Comic Sans (2025)

Our intern, Rachel, managed to not use Comic Sans on any official company documents. A true font hero!

See examples of Rachel's impeccable taste

Year 9: Not Getting Promoted (2026)

Our intern, Michael, didn't get promoted to full-time status, but that's not the point!

Read about Michael's impressive lack of achievement

And that's it for our interns' achievements! We're proud of you, team!

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