The Quantum Entanglement Coffee Maker 3000
A machine that brews coffee while simultaneously existing in two places, defying the laws of classical physics and regularity.
Features:
- Entanglement-powered coffee beans
- Simultaneous brewing and non-brewing modes
- Sleek, futuristic design that will make you question the fabric of space-time
Side effects may include:
- Spontaneous human combustion (rare)
- Caffeine-fueled existential dread
- Uncontrollable laughter while experiencing the infinite possibilities of superposition
Order now and experience the thrill of quantum coffee!