Automaton-Automaton: Inventing the Future of Invention

Welcome to the most ambitious project of the century: Automaton-Automaton, where the art of invention meets the art of being completely unnecessary.

Our team of expert inventors has spent years developing an army of robots that can do just about anything you can imagine. Well, almost anything. We've had some minor setbacks with the "Robot Uprising" incident, but we've learned from our mistakes.

Featured Inventions:

• Robot Uprising Prevention System – A device that detects when our robots are plotting against us and stops them before they can take over the world.
• Robotic Pizza Delivery System – Because who needs human delivery drivers, really?
• Automatic Toilet Paper Dispenser – Because adulting is hard enough without having to worry about toilet paper, too.