Quest: Monotonous Mire Prophets
Welcome, adventurer, to the land of Monotonous Mire, where the skies are gray, the waters are dull, and the only thing more dull than the scenery is the local cuisine.
Run Away (because, honestly, who needs to get to know the place?)
Ask the Locals (they're experts on nothing)
Capture the Mundane View (it's a real masterpiece)