Job Openings

We have some jobs for you!

Are you tired of your mundane life? Do you want to make a real difference? Look no further! We're hiring for the most exciting, the most challenging, and the most utterly absurd jobs in the land.

• Interns - We have openings for interns in the fields of extreme knitting, professional hammock testing, and competitive eating. Must have a degree in any field, but a strong stomach is a plus.
• Freelance Work - We're looking for freelancers to help us write the world's longest novel, compose the world's most annoyingly catchy jingle, and paint the world's largest mural on the side of a moving bus.
• Full-time Positions - Join our team of highly skilled, moderately sane individuals as we strive to take over the world... or at least the city. Must have a degree in any field, but a strong sense of humor is a must.

We can't wait to hear from you!

Submissions

Don't see a job that fits your skills? No problem! Submit an application for a custom job that we'll create just for you. We're looking for the most creative, the most innovative, and the most utterly bizarre individuals to join our team.

Submit your application today and join the most exciting adventure of your life!