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I just spent 4 hours trying to get my cat to use a VR headset. I mean, it's not like he's interested in exploring virtual reality or anything. Reply

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My neighbor is trying to start a pet rock collection. I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that he's serious about it or that he's actually good at it. Reply

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Just had to call in sick to work because I'm allergic to Mondays. Reply

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