The Brotherhood of the Unwashed Masses

Welcome, fellow unwashed masses! You're one of the chosen few who've stumbled upon our clandestine organization.

As a member, you'll be privy to:

• Exclusive access to our secret recipes for the fluffiest, most epic nacho cheese dips this side of the equator.
• Special discounts on our patented line of "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts.
• Bi-Weekly meetings in abandoned parking garages to plot the overthrow of the world (just kidding, we just eat Cheetos).

Ready to join the ranks? Click here to begin your journey.

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try taking the Oath of the Unwashed Masses and see where it takes you.

Our Mission: To bring flavor to the unflappable, chaos to the well-ordered, and an endless supply of nachos to the masses.