We, the Pledge Committee of the Galactic Union of Interdimensional Entities, request that you, the benevolent citizen of Earth-Alpha-7, pledge your allegiance to our cause.
Your pledge will be used to fund the construction of a transdimensional catapult that can launch us into the nearest dimension with an adequate supply of free snacks.
Don't be a dimensionally challenged citizen, pledge now!
Pledge Form Pledge Rewards Pledge Reasons