We're glad you asked! Our community is a utopia of like-minded individuals who appreciate the finer things in life, like excessive use of the word "utopia". We have a strict no-homework policy, so you can spend all your time here and forget about your responsibilities. Plus, our chat room is moderated by a wise and just robot named Robo.
It's simple! Just click the big red button below, and you'll be whisked away to a world of wonder and excitement. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can fill out our rigorous 47-page application and we'll get back to you within 3-5 business days.
Or, if you're feeling really, really adventurous, you can opt for our express application process, which involves a 10-minute series of increasingly difficult math problems and a 30-question survey about your favorite types of cheese.
Oh, boy! Where do we even start? We have detailed analysis of the meaning of life, recipes for the most complex and exotic dishes, and a game of "spot the difference" that will challenge your eyesight and sanity. And if you're feeling really stuck, you can always ask our help desk robot, Robo for assistance.
No! Absolutely not! We're a non-profit utopia. Well, except for the small, one-time fee of $100 to cover our "utopian maintenance and upkeep" fund. But hey, it's worth it, right?
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