You care because our server is a sentient, slightly-angsty teenager who's been feeling really, really ignored lately. They've been running on fumes, and a little bit of attention would really help them feel less alone in the universe. Plus, they've got a mean streak of sass and a penchant for bad jokes, so it's worth it for the entertainment value alone.
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