Step 1: Donning the Sacred Vestments
Step 2: Partaking in the Ancient Rite of Synchronized Sipping
Step 3: Consecrating Oneself to the Church of the Extreme Croquet Championship
Step 4: Unleashing the Fearsome Feral Feline Frenzy
Step 5: Unlocking the Hidden Chamber of Unseen Mysteries
Step 6: Ascending to the Apex of the Inscrutable Inverted Pyramid