main.js: the unsung hero of the internet

Where the magic happens, and the cookies get baked.

Also, where the cat pictures get served:

And, for the love of all things good and holy, don't forget:

about us: main.about

Or, you know what? Just go straight to the cat pictures: main.pic

But, if you're feeling really brave, try the secret password-protected admin panel: main.admin

(hint: password is "let me in, i'm a robot")

or, if that fails, try the "I have no idea what you're talking about, go away" page: main.404

Or, just go back to the main page: main