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"Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems." - Us
Why Won't They Work?What do you call a can opener that's an excellent dancer?
Why did the chicken and penguin go to the party? Because the chicken wanted to have a fowl time with the penguin, and the penguin wanted to have a penguin a good time with the chicken.
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