What is Phantom Ailment?
You've been diagnosed with Phantom Ailment. Congratulations!
According to our team of highly trained (not really) doctors, your justifications are stronger than your actual arguments.
This is a condition where you spend most of your time coming up with elaborate justifications for doing nothing.
Don't worry, it's not contagious (we think).
We recommend you take up a hobby, like extreme ironing or competitive napping.