Justifications 3: Because 2 Wasn't Enough

A collection of increasingly absurd justifications for why you should do something, because, you know, 2 wasn't enough.

Justification 1: I'm Not Really Trying

• Because I have to do 3 justifications to make it sound like I'm trying

Justification 2: It's Not Like I Had a Choice

• I mean, someone else already made me do 2 justifications, so this is just 3

Justifications 3: Because 2 Wasn't Enough

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