Justification Sigma SPRINT: The Art of Convincing Your Spouse to Watch TV with You

By the Justification Sigma Institute

Step 1: Choose the Right Time

Timing is everything, and in this case, timing is key to a successful SPRINT. Pick a time when your spouse is most receptive, like after a long day or during a Netflix outage.

Why it's worth it:

By picking the right time, you're setting yourself up for success. It's like setting the stage for a perfectly crafted phishing email – it's all about the timing.

But wait, there's more!

Did you know that our research team has discovered a correlation between the number of hours spent binge-watching TV and the number of hours spent in a happy relationship? Don't believe us? Check out our Relationship Studies page for more.