Competitors of the Keychain Olympics

Meet the fierce contenders in the most intense, utterly absurd competition of our time

Here's who's vying for the top spot:

• Amy the Chainmaster
• Bob the Chainbreaker
• Charlie the Chainlink
• Daisy the Chainwhisperer
• Elen the Chainweaver
• Jim the Chainjockey
• John the Chainbreaker
• Mike the Chainmaster General