In a post-apocalyptic future, the Doomsday Device Knife is the ultimate tool for survival. But have you ever wondered how to craft the perfect blade for the impending doom?
The key to a good Doomsday Device Knife is a strong, yet lightweight material. We recommend using the finest Doomsday Steel available.
Mix 1 cup of rare earth oxides, 1/2 cup of recycled nuclear waste, and 1/4 cup of pure, unadulterated despair. Fold the mixture with a hint of desperation and a dash of existential dread.
For a blade that's truly fit for the apocalypse, you'll want to focus on the edge. Try using a razor-sharp Doomsday Edge.
Grind 1 cup of spent nuclear fuel, 1/2 cup of shattered hopes and dreams, and 1/4 cup of the tears of the innocent. Mix with a hint of desperation and a dash of madness.
Don't forget to add a sturdy handle! You wouldn't want to be stuck with a blade that's as useful as a chocolate teapot in the midst of the Doomsday Device's wrath.