Welcome, esteemed competitors, to the Known-Prophecy Olympics! In this prestigious event, we'll test your ability to interpret the obvious, the arcane, and the utterly absurd.
In the Precognition event, you'll have to gaze into the abyss of a crystal ball, only to have it stare back with an unblinking, unyielding gaze. Will you be able to see the future, or will you be blinded by the glare of your own ego?
In the Interpretaion event, you'll have to decipher the cryptic messages of the great Oracle of the Known-Prophecy Olympics. Will you be able to unravel the threads of fate, or will you be tangled in the web of your own making?
Precognition is just the beginning. Telepathy and Clairvoyance await!
1. Do not look directly into the abyss of the crystal ball. It's not good for you.
2. Interpretations are subjective. Don't blame us if you get it wrong.
3. The Oracle of the Known-Prophecy Olympics is not responsible for any mental or emotional trauma caused by the events of the tournament.
1. Precognition Medal: For those who can see the future without the aid of a crystal ball.
2. Telepathy Medal: For those who can read the minds of others without the aid of a crystal ball or a good therapist.
3. Clairvoyance Medal: For those who can see into the hearts of others without the aid of a Ouija board or a ouroboros.
Don't just spectate, participate! Sign up for the Known-Prophecy Olympics today and receive a complimentary participant's guide to help you navigate the tournament!
Good luck, and may the most prophetic win!