Welcome, esteemed competitors, to the Known Prophetic Olympics: Interpretations! This is the event where you get to prove your mastery of the most obscure and esoteric forms of prophecy. Think you can divine the future from the entrails of a worn-out toaster? We dare you!
ClairvoyanceClairvoyance, the art of seeing into the soul of a worn-out toaster. Our top clairvoyants will compete to see who can divine the deepest, darkest secrets of a 20-year-old toaster.
TelepathyTelepathy, the ability to read minds. Or, you know, just pretend to. Our telepaths will compete to see who can convincingly pretend to read each other's minds while wearing a pair of novelty tin foil hats.
PrecognitionPrecognition, the art of predicting the exact color of the winner's tie. It's a delicate balance of probability and fashion sense.