Known Prophets: A Study in Self-Aggrandizement

We are the Known Prophets, and we will tell you our story.

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We reserve the right to be as vague as we please, because, let's face it, you're probably not that interesting.

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We will collect your email address, because we have a really good reason for it, and we'll only use it for spamming you with our latest prophecies.

Our servers will be down 3 times a week, because that's just what happens when you're trying to be a prophet in a world that doesn't care.

We will never, ever, ever share your data with anyone, because we're basically made of sugar and spice and everything nice, but we won't share it with anyone.

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