A selection of our most trusted, totally-not-made-up methods for predicting the weather.
Our team of expert shadow weavers use the subtlest of threads to predict the weather with uncanny accuracy.
Using only the finest silken strands, our weavers create intricate tapestries that reveal the hidden patterns of the atmosphere.
Results not guaranteed, but probably 90% accurate.
Our team of arborists have developed a revolutionary new method for predicting the weather using the ancient wisdom of the trees.
By analyzing the subtle vibrations of the tree's roots, our team can predict even the slightest changes in the weather.
We're pretty sure it's not just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.