Quantum Leap Year
Due to a minor oversight in the fabric of space-time, we're stuck in an infinite loop of time dilation.
As a result, time has started to move in strange and unpredictable ways. Don't worry, though – it's not all bad!
Here are a few highlights from our Quantum Leap Year:
- Days are now 37% longer than usual.
- The laws of physics are merely suggestions.
- Coffee is now 300% more potent.