Shell Shock Support: The Ultimate Guide to Not Caring

Warning: This website may cause existential dread and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged use may lead to permanent eye strain and/or sudden urges to relearn BASIC.

Shell shock support for the modern shell-shocked:

• Krill Tips: Because who needs friends when you have fish?
• Shell Shock Symptoms: A comprehensive list of things that will drive you mad
• Quantum Krill Therapy: Because sometimes you just need to talk to a fish in a quantum superposition