Quantum Warranty Terms & Conditions
By using this quantum blender, you acknowledge that you are ready to face the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.
- We will not be held responsible for any culinary catastrophes that arise from misuse of the quantum blender.
- You are responsible for any and all dimensional rifts that occur as a result of excessive use.
- Do not use in the presence of small children or pets, unless you want to create a quantum singularity.
By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these terms and conditions.