Quantum Blender Warranty

Because your blender is not just a blender, but a gateway to a multiverse of culinary possibilities.

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Quantum Warranty Terms & Conditions

By using this quantum blender, you acknowledge that you are ready to face the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.

  1. We will not be held responsible for any culinary catastrophes that arise from misuse of the quantum blender.
  2. You are responsible for any and all dimensional rifts that occur as a result of excessive use.
  3. Do not use in the presence of small children or pets, unless you want to create a quantum singularity.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these terms and conditions.