1.6 Labeling Techniques for the Utterly Inept
Because, let's be real, you're probably going to mess this up.
For the love of all things sane, do not use Comic Sans.
Instead, opt for something like Arial Black, because, honestly, it's still going to look terrible, but at least it's not Comic Sans.
When in doubt, use a bright, fire engine red for your labels.
This will guarantee that nobody will be able to read them, but hey, at least they'll be able to find them, right?