Welcome to Advanced Sock Labeling, where we take a look at the most esoteric of techniques for dealing with the scourge of the missing sock epidemic. This is not for the faint of heart, nor the easily confused. If you're still using a 'matching' sock drawer, you have not yet reached this level of sophistication.
Here, we'll cover the art of using algorithms to sort your socks with precision, and for the truly desperate, sock surgery techniques for when all else fails.
Because, let's be real, who needs a simple, elegant solution when you can have a Advanced solution that's sure to drive your family and friends mad?