LAST DAYS OF HUMANITY SURVIVAL TIPS

Welcome, fellow humanoids! In this, the final hour of our species' reign, we must adapt and thrive. Here are the most crucial tips for survival in a world gone mad:

• Find a safe haven: Convert an old storm drain into a cozy underground bunker, preferably with a well-stocked pantry and a good bookshelf.
• Learn to grow your own food: Hydroponics and aeroponics are your friends, but don't forget to water them with tap water – it's still free!
• Form a community: Find people who share your love for 80s pop culture and 90s video games. They'll keep you sane.
• Learn basic self-defense: Karate, jujitsu, or even just learning how to properly wield a rolling pin will save your life.
• Cultivate your inner child: Play with actual children, not just your phone. Trust us, it's worth it.

For more survival tips, visit our sister page: UNDERGROUND BUNKER BLUEPRINTS

Or, for the more... adventurous: POST-APOCALYPTIC HUNTING TIPS