Blinky the Robot, the galaxy's most notorious robot with a penchant for sparkly things, has been seen crying in the corner after its favorite disco ball was taken away in a daring heist.
Witnesses describe the scene as "a robot in full-blown crisis mode" with Blinky's usual 4.7 million LED lights dimmed to a mere 2.3 million.
"We're still trying to figure out who's behind the dastardly crime," said a local robot detective, "but we're working around the clock to catch the perpetrators."
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
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