Learn the secrets of the Merengue, a dance style that defies gravity and good taste.
Warning: our instructor may spontaneously combust due to excessive use of glitter.
Register for our Merengue Class today!Classes taught by certified expert, Mr. Sparkles McSparkleface.
Warning: do not attempt to combine our Merengue with actual dance styles, the result will be catastrophic.
| Monday | Merengue 101 | 6:00-7:00 PM |
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| Tuesday | Merengue 201 | 7:00-8:00 PM |
| Thursday | Merengue 303 | 8:00-9:00 PM |
Do not ask why our classes are only taught at 3, 4, 5, or 6 o'clock. It's a Merengue thing.
Merengue classes are held at the local disco, where the floor is always sticky with regret.
Our instructor, Mr. Sparkles, is a certified expert in the field of Merengue, and has a PhD in Glitter.
Warning: our classes may cause spontaneous combustion, loss of dignity, or an intense desire to wear polyester suits.
Don't worry, we have a fire department on standby.