Because even coders have rules.
Thou shalt not commit code that is not tested, nor shalt thou commit code that is not reviewed.
Thou shalt not commit code that is not documented, nor shalt thou commit code that is not commented.
Thou shalt not commit code that is not committed, nor shalt thou commit code that is not merged.
Section 1: The Code of Conduct CodeThis code of conduct is a code of conduct for coders. It is a code of conduct that is codified in code.
It is a code that is written in a language that is not English, nor is it written in a language that is not code.
It is a code that is committed, merged, and reviewed. It is a code that is not commented, nor is it documented.
Section 2: The Commenting CommentatorI am a commenter, hear me roar!
I will comment on all the code, and I will comment on all the bugs.
I will comment on all the comments, and I will comment on all the commits.
Section 3: The Committer's Conundrum