In a world where the law is as flexible as a rubber chicken, we present to you...
Article 1: The Law of Unyielding Puns
A man walks into a law office, and says to the lawyer, "I've come to sue you." The lawyer says, "You can't sue me, I'm a lawyer." The man replies, "Watch me!"
Article 2: The Law of Unending Bureaucracy
In a shocking turn of events, the government has created a new form for you to fill out, because that's exactly what you needed, more paperwork.
Article 3: The Law of Unrelenting Awkwardness
prophets have foretold of a time when lawyers would be required to wear name tags at all times, even in their own homes. That time is now.