Article 4: The Great Pizza Topping Conspiracy

A secret organization of rogue pizza chefs, known only as The Shadow Sausage, has infiltrated the world's pizza topping supply chain. Their goal: to control the world's flavor.
Rumors of their existence are whispers in the dark of the internet, but one thing is certain: no one has ever seen a pizza without an unexplained abundance of olives.
The symptoms:
Theories abound, but the truth remains shrouded in shadowy speculation.